Hodge Killed Podge Killed Hodge Killed by David Fischer Copyright (C) 1999 David Fischer In the dark gloom, Hodge killed Podge by pounding in his head with a rock. In the dark gloom, Hodge wounded Podge by pounding on his head with a rock. In the twilight gloom, Hodge wounded Podge by hitting him in the head with a rock. In the twilight gloom, Hodge hurt Podge by hitting him in the head with a rock. In the twilight haze, Hodge hurt Podge by throwing a rock at his head. In the early twilight, Hodge scared Podge by throwing a rock at his head. In the late afternoon, Hodge scared Podge by throwing a rock at someone's head. In the early afternoon, Hodge made Podge throw a rock at someone's head. In the hot noon sun, Hodge dared Podge to thow a rock at someone's head. In the late morning sun, Hodge watched Podge throw a rock at someone's head. In the mid-morning sun, Hodge watched as Podge threw a rock at his head. In the early-morning sun, Hodge ducked as Podge threw a rock at his head. In the first rays of dawn, Hodge fell as Podge threw a rock at his head. In the pre-dawn light, Hodge collapsed as Podge hit him in the head with a rock. In the pre-dawn shadows, Hodge collapsed as Podge pounded on his head with a rock. In the pre-dawn dark, Hodge died as Podge pounded in his head with a rock. As the first rays of dawn graced the noontime sky, the sun dipped below the horizon in a simultaneous sunset. And the next day Hodge and Podge buried their victims and came together with a smile, a handshake, and a rock hidden behind each back.