If Only The Monkeys Didn't Sleep So Much by David Fischer Copyright (C) 1999 David Fischer if only the monkeys didn't sleep so much things would be different I'd go back to school I'd pay off my space loan I'd learn how to pilot a blimp I'd refill all those empty peanut shells I've got stored in the basement I'd have the time to worry about things that don't concern me yeah, I'd do it all if only the monkeys didn't sleep so much