Wax Museum by David Fischer
Copyright (C) 1999 David Fischer


I opened a new wax museum.
It's wonderfull -
I explain the history and development
of the manufacturing process
and how it was dependant on
variations in natural resources,
technological refinements,
and the ever-changing market
for the product. 

At the exit every single visitor
demands their money back,
because they thought that 
we meant a collection of wax figures
of famous people
when we advertized ourselves 
as a wax museum 
Rather than a museum about wax itself.

I think that's a very 
close-minded attitude to take.
Doesn't every other
wax museum in the world 
display that kind of wax figure?
You can see one of those
style wax museums 
any time you want,
any where you go!
How often does anyone get a chance
to visit a wax museum
which really is a museum
dedicated to wax?

God I hate this planet.