Subject: FELFAT

Dear Mr. Fischer,

I was recommended to your site by a friend of mine and am duly
impressed; your site was everything she said it would be.  I hope you
are content to know that you are the laughing stock of the entire
scientific community.  All of your harebrained ideas hold no water
whatsoever to anyone who has even remotely studied science and you
'biblical proof' is even more of a joke.  What the giving of coats has
to do with the 'flatness' of the world is beyond me... maybe I just am
too biased.

Sincerely yours,
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