Romeo & Juliet - a review by Dave Fischer
The adaption of Romeo & Juliet starring Daynes and Decaprio was a decent movie, bordering on brilliant. If they had simply done away with with the two fucking moronic little whiny brat main characters, the story line would have been worth sitting through.
Perhaps a little creative editing could start the movie with two pretty little corpses instead of dragging them all the way through two hours of torture (for the audience, not the characters) before giving them their just rewards.
Untill such a time as a properly re-edited version, possibly titled: The Quick Early Death of Romeo & Juliet is released, avoid this movie as if your own life depended on it.