Kira & The Oatmeal Fairy
Copyright (C) 2002 David Fischer


Once when Kira was a little girl having breakfast with her mother
and father, she was playing with her food and accidently knocked her
bowl to the floor.

"Kira! You shouldn't waste food! You never know when the Oatmeal Fairy
might be looking in the window!" her mother scolded her.

Kira was terrified! She kept looking from window to window, and
each time she began to eat her new bowl of oatmeal, she thought she
felt eyes glaring at her from the window behind her chair.

But the days passed into weeks and no terrible oatmeal vengeance befell
her small life, so Kira slowly forgot about the threat.

Untill her first night at college when the Oatmeal Fairy kicked in her 
door and beat the living shit out of her.

The End.