The Flat Earth Liberation Front Against Television (FELFAT) is an organization determined to fight the evil that has spoiled this once-great world, and to bring humanity back to the ancient utopian state which it deserves.
FELFAT does not believe that the Earth is flat. We acknowledge
the overwhelming circumstancial evidence that the Earth is currently
round. (Actually, we believe the earth to be a
FELFAT however, holds the position that the Earth was formerly, and is naturally, entirely FLAT (and most likely unbounded). The earth was originally designed to be flat, and all aspects and features of this planet are properly understood only within the context of an entirely flat earth.
The original flat earth was confined, restricted, and twisted into a perverse spherical shape by a conspiracy of TELEVISION BROADCASTERS in an attempt to realize their dream of TOTAL HUMAN MIND CONTROL through subsurviant captive homogonized market share.
Before the Earth was enspherized, people could escape television broadcast beams by direct linear travel. This is no longer the case, as television broadcast transmissions encircle the finite globe. The goal was not spherization, but limitation. The most obvious solution, to cut off the remainder of the planet beyond a small fixed inner area, giving a flat, bounded earth with the traditional falling-off-the-edge-of-the-world, would have been too obvious, and would have left too much evidence of the deed.
Instead they cut out that same fixed inner area, then wrapped it up into a sphere, and destroyed historical evidence of the flat unbounded earth.
The big question of course is
There is also much biblical evidence that the world is supposed to be flat.
FELFAT is working towards the glorious return to a FLAT EARTH by means of Operation Dateline Dig . We are happy to announce the successfull completion of the First Expedition to initiate Operation Dateline Dig. Things are really moving along, at last!
FELFAT's official position on Dr. Lawrence Matthewson.