Yes I Am Crazy - But This is Irrelevant by Jen Dunford
Copyright (c) 1999 by Jen Dunford

While I sit here and moan about where the fuck
life, liberty, and the pursuit of justice ran off to
I'll picture livin' in a socialist world
Where NO ONE'LL need a name
(Since half the time I end up forgetting my own)

So I never believed anything that a forenight 
in a padded cell wouldn't take away.

But someone told me once that Santa Claus was the dude
who ordered the slaughter of baby Jesus
to have something to take to Jeffery Damher's
pot-luck supper
Hell, everything's more than groovy now
and even Barbara Walters wore chains to interview
Courtney Love this year
on national fucking television.

The Blessed mother is under
The son is drunk
And in the future the sharpness of piss and fresh excretement
Will mark jesus's children
We'll foam at the mouth and feed babies dildos
Instead of pacifiers
And I'll sleep with Neo's green dick
Strung between my teeth.